Test of New Spanker Machine

Two days ago, the New Spanker Machine with the external controller arrived and I tested it right away. My test result: The external controller works perfectly well as promised.

The controller has to be plugged into the mains via 12 V Adapter as with the old KER. A second cable connects the controller with Spanker Machine. The controller is switched on and off with a separate touch switch. The three features (Continuous running, random operation, timer setting) should be selected before touching the on/off switch. If once in operation you use the on/off switch for stop and go. Assuming you are presenting your bottom laying prone on a bed or bench, you don’t have to get up anymore except if you want to change the power setting.

Naturally – if you get new capabilities of any machine – you think about additional features. My wish would be a fourth feature: slowing down the beater. Presently we get about 40 spanks per minute. If we use the timer selector additionally as a selector for various speeds 10/20/30/40 beats per minute, I would be quite happy.

Ok, let’s be reasonable! J  The new controller is a great improvement of Spanker Machine. Having it running continuously was on the wish list of all users who hated the 5 minutes limit. The random feature is the icing on the cake, a real gift for all those who want to experience the closest they will come with a machine to the feeling of an OTK session.

Along with the new Spanker Machine comes a manual that contains a few important warnings:

•       Don’t use implements heavier than 120 g. The machine won’t be damaged, but it will lose efficiency with reduced acceleration.

•           Don’t let the beater routinely hit the stopper with full force first.  The implement must hit your BOTTOM FIRST. If you let it hit the stopper first, the housing may get damaged eventually.

•           NEW: Don’t let Spanker Machine run on “Continuous” with power settings higher than 7.

I am going to ask the vendor for advice how to proceed if somebody wants a real thrashing on “continuous”. Perhaps he/she should use the random feature. Due to the relatively frequent interruptions, it may be allowed to use random with strength settings higher than 7.

I firmly believe that being independent from technicalities we may enjoy sessions with this improved machine much more than before.

As I have mentioned before, you can use the controller with the old KER-3000, if you switch the built in timer on and use strong tape to stop the timer from running down. Then the external controller takes over and bypasses the built in controls.

 

New Spanker Machine with external timer is available

I think most of the users of Spanker Machine hate the moment, when they are just about starting their "brain movie", the timer of the machine shuts it off. Most of us want to control the running time of Spanker Machine ourselves.

This most wanted new feature has been realized this week. An external controller is on the market and can be purchased immediately External Controller. 

This new controller gets the current for the machine from the net with the transformer you have already with your present KER 3000. The external controller comes with a second line to be plugged into the machine. The controller replaces the former built in timer unit as you can see on the picture.

The nice part of the new offer is the benus for owners of  KER 3000: You can buy the controller separately and use it with your present machine. It works like a bypass. You set the timer to 5 min and tape it to the machine housing so that the timer cannot run backwards. Up till now, that trick was possible of course, yet it was not exactly a professional solution. 

There are 4 functions to be selected: The On/off  selector, a selector setting fixed timer running time, continuous running or random running. That last feature comes very close to the unseen spanker who spanks you without you knowing when it's coming, a very neat feature. 

That leaves us with just one big wish: moving Spanker Machine up and down your bottom. Of course that means a quantum jump in functionality.

A spanko friend has built a table with a moving top. I have mounted my KER to that table and can enjoy the feeling of the implements hitting my bottom on various parts without me doing anything. Particularly interesting is the feeling of the hits onto the spank spots as compared to those onto the meaty parts. FOGOKER has no capacities to built something like this for the market. However, the inventor of the table possibly could make a list with all parts and their measurements including an instructions sheet. People with "two right hands" can build it, I am sure of that. What I don't know is the know how necessary for programming the movemement controller of the motor.

I have ordered a new KER 3000 right away and am looking forward to the delivery. My first experiences with continuous and random spankings will be reported here.